What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
![Michael Jackson's bedroom scattered with drugs, post-its and dolls when he died - Irish Mirror Online Michael Jackson's bedroom scattered with drugs, post-its and dolls when he died - Irish Mirror Online](https://i2-prod.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article16683117.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_Killing-Michael-Jackson.jpg)
Michael Jackson's bedroom scattered with drugs, post-its and dolls when he died - Irish Mirror Online
![Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into Lego blocks so that little kids can play with him for a change. | Farewell Ecard Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into Lego blocks so that little kids can play with him for a change. | Farewell Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/82347025803188ffdd55bf79d19cef6b.png)